Brief Vlog about vandalism, stolen mail, police support for insurgent Assistant Rice County Attorney, attempted murder, GOP hopeful for Governor of MN, etc.

Link to podcast here. This is all very entertaining to think about but any conclusions you might be inclined to jump to are probably mostly untrue. Most importantly, no, my ex is in no way involved in any of this. Just a horrible set of coincidences during a global pandemic and (probably soon to be canceled) World War III starting in Ukraine. In other words, happy last day of the second year of #MinnesotanICE #Pandemic #Parenting. In other words, #GetOut. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ssjx6l8sBM&list=PLXettKweDZYzXIPsikB6fVv185fAJxgNG

FLAME🕯ON🔥Saint Crispin’s Day 2021 is in October

 “Per the final video, with a clip from MEAN GIRLS starring Tina Fey (Whiskey Tango Foxtrot, 2016) and Lindsay Lohan, I have an arithmetic average number of long-estranged, far-right biological family members, barred by stipulated Court Orders from having contact with me or my children, who just have a lot of feelings about me, but have not actually talked to me in THREE DECADES. ACCORDING TO HIS OWN SWORN TESTIMONY UNDER PENALTY OF PERJURY, MY INSANE OLDER BROTHER LOST A JOB because he is apparently paranoid psychotic and/or psychopathic and told an employer, baselessly, that he was afraid that I would out him to his employer as the PARANOID PSYCHOTIC, RACIALLY CHARGED, AT LEAST QANON-ADJACENT CONSPIRACY THEORIST FREAK SHOW BIG BROTHER WANNABE that he apparently has become. For this reason, because a Rice County Judge said that my brother’s fears about being fired from his job because he was paranoid psychotic and arguably a College Humor-certifiable ”lite” racist were proven correct, I am not allowed to speak to my brother until he is 102 years old. If I do say anything defamatory about him, I can go to jail for 90 days. Seriously, that happened, in Rice County District Court. This post is not defamatory because it is 100% true.

O7:20 (twenty minutes after O9:20 in Labrador City, NL🍁🇨🇦) and the gnus is next. Prepare to be bored, Earnest, importunately. https://v.gd/feuilleton_torpedo

I guess we’re didgeridooing this. May God have mercy on our soles. Sew furlong, and Thanks for all the phish. https://lmgtfy.app/?q=princess+bride+have+fun+storming+the+castle

We take no survivors. Also, to the best of our ability, no one is going to be hurt. Not even the criminal police.

Cloaking device is disengaged.

Because Rice County Sheriff Troy Dunn literally insists, by unlawfully refusing to turn over public records where I am the subject, per Minnesota Statute 13, I guess it is time to tackle this problem professionally, through the Federal Government. Be fruitful and multiply and halve an ice First Day of School, Rice County. https://v.gd/feuilleton_torpedo

OK, so if Trump’s military coup succeeds, I guess I will be among the first against the wall. I am not terribly concerned about that happening right now. If it does happen, what the hell, Happy Saint Crispins day,” said Henry, ✌🏻🖕🖖🏽🤞pinkie🤬⚜️

Compellent SAN scripting and Xen VM provisioning

Here are the things referenced in my talk at the Compellent user conference.

To get the Compellent Command-Line Utility (CompCU.jar), log on to customer.compellent.com; click the Knowledge Center tab; click Downloads/Software. As of this writing, what you want is called "Command Utility 4.1 Software."

• xencreate - clone a master image to create a VM; modify that
• multipath.conf - Bits of our multipath.conf. WWID is derived from the DeviceID output of CompCU.jar "mapping show"
• prio_compellent.pl - Differentially prioritize Fibre Channel and iSCSI paths to storage
• scsi-scan - trivial, but the "correct" way to probe for new LUNs, now that /proc/scsi/scsi is deprecated; see the RHEL Online Storage Reconfiguration Guide

Selected changes in Zimbra 5.0.15

There have been over 500 changes to Zimbra since the 5.0.11 update, which was applied Thanksgiving 2008. The complete list is at Zimbra PM Web. Here are a few of the highlights of the currently installed 5.0.15:

• Fixes for import/export of addressbooks as CSV. (Private bug 34180)
• Control-S now only means "Save Draft." Previously, it could also mean "Send Message Now." The keystroke for "Send" is now Control-Enter. (Bug 34522)
• Calendar should open more quickly. (Bug 34751)
• Many fixes for the Outlook Connector. If you use Outlook, please download and install the latest version. The latest version of the Zimbra Connector for Outlook must be installed before the next server upgrade.
  
• Calendar Resources can now be configured to accept appointments for
  some of the invitations in a recurring meeting if the number of conflicts for
  the resource is within the configured limit. The Maximum Allowed Number of
  Conflicts and the Maximum Allowed Percent of Conflicts can be configured
  from the Administration console. (Bug 35259)
• Cleanup and documentation of Outlook registry settings. (See attachment to Bug 35196)
• Calendar. When there are meeting changes to a
  shared calendar, the calendar is refreshed
  automatically to show the changes. Now admins
  who manage many calendars will automatically
  get updates as they make changes and will not
  need to hit refresh to update the calendars. (Bug 6082)
• Corrections to free/busy search when exceptions to recurring meetings are involved. (Bug 34412)
• Attaching a file from a child account sent a random file. This was fixed in late January. Now that the fix for this bug is applied, we can support GroupWise-style "proxy" functionality. (Bug 33312)
• Several workarounds for iPhone and other mobile devices. (Bug 33979 and 35655 are two examples)
• Canceled meetings show up in summary if user was invited to the exception but not the parent recurrence. (Bug 34743)
  

Blog Reboot

Clearing and reincarnating this blog as a feed for CarlTown.

I had no father comment at this time. In general, I am an extraordinarily patient person, Darth.

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